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  • jaaaam \\JAAAAM\\ (interjection)

    • Let`s go!; Uh oh!' word[1]='

  • cised \\SYSD\\ (adjective)

    • also: siced, seised; to get unnecessarily pressed or necessarily excited, as in "get cised"' word[2]='

  • B2K \\BEE-TOO-KAY\\ (verb)

    • does not refer to the sadly defunct R&B supergroup, but rather the idea of buzzkilling in the new millenium; see also "Y2Gay"' word[3]='

  • mony \\MOE-NEE\\ (adjective)

    • also: money, munny, munay; something that is very nice indeed; describing one who is on top of their game' word[4]='

  • funnytimes \\FUN-NEE-TYMZ\\ (noun, adjective)

    • also: funtimes; one who is, or the act of, having just a little too much fun for one`s own good' word[5]='

  • strugglicious \\STRUH-GUH-LISH-ISS\\ (adjective)

    • also: struggles; having a difficult time in general' word[6]='

  • double tight \\UH-DUH-BUL-TYTE\\ (adjective)

    • similar to tight (very good, awesome) but twice as much so' word[7]='

  • hurting \\HER-TING\\ (adjective, noun)

    • something or someone who is not so good or having a rough time' word[8]='

  • Burnin` Vernon McCracken \\BUR-NIN-VUR-NIN-MICK-KRAK-KEN\\ (noun)

    • refers to a lighter whose flame is set way too high' word[9]='

  • vomitosis \\VA-MA-TOE-SIS\\ (noun)

    • the act of vomiting' word[10]='

  • word \\WURD\\ (interjection)

    • 1: catch-all term that works in any situation where you don`t really have anything to say; a simple statement of agreement' word[11]='

  • debacle \\DA-BOCK-UL\\ (noun)

    • a completely ridiculous situation; see also "showtimes"' word[12]='

  • there was one? \\THAYR-WUZ-WUN\\ (interjection)

    • 1: response to a statement that one finds confusing, preposterous, or displeasurable; originates from the movie "Stripes"' word[13]='

  • I think that`s the tops \\I-THINK-THATZ-THUH-TOPZ\\ (interjection)

    • that`s just great or wonderful; can also be shortened to "the tops" (noun); originates from "Seinfeld", when Mel Torme said it to Kramer' word[14]='

  • Seinfest \\SINE-FEST\\ (noun)

    • refers to a marathon watching of the popular syndicated television show "Seinfeld"' word[15]='

  • showtimes \\SHO-TYMZ\\ (noun)

    • an absolutely ridiculous situation; can be shortened to "show"; see also "debacle"' word[16]='

  • The Men`s Club \\THUH-MENZ-KLUB\\ (noun)

    • refers specifically to 8717 37th Ave.; refers generally to anything encompassing that house`s inhabitants and their experiences' word[17]='

  • make it like salad \\MAYK-IT-LYKE-SAL-AHD\\ (verb)

    • the act of mixing liquid heat in with the football team`s jockstraps, as in "Revenge of the Nerds"' word[18]='

  • gank \\GAINK\\ (verb)

    • to steal or take while someone isn`t looking' word[19]='

  • acquerdo \\UH-KWARE-DOH\\ (adjective, noun)

  • awkward; awkwardness' function daysElapsed(date2,date1) { return Math.floor((((((date2 - date1)/1000)/60)/60)/24)); } var today=new Date(); var start=new Date(2006, 1, 6); //yr, mnth-1, date var word_num = daysElapsed(today, start); while (word_num > word.length) word_num = word_num - word.length; document.write ("

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